I can't afford good trashy panties anymore and cheap trashy panties make for a sad snatch
Also please be Wonder Woman for Halloween so I can say I've been with Wonder Woman, k? k
I have a friend who works in a comic book shop and even though he's
realllly gay, he might try to fuck me when he sees me in the costume. So be
prepared.
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I look forward to rattling your cupboards.
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you're going to die in your fancy "lunch with Emma" clothes
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I'm wearing Wonder Woman underwear to counteract that.
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Your rebellions are different these days.
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I can't afford good trashy panties anymore and cheap trashy panties make for a sad snatch Also please be Wonder Woman for Halloween so I can say I've been with Wonder Woman, k? k
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You should be like, Emma, I don't want your fortune. Just buy me lingerie. And yes I will be Wonder Woman. But not in public.
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I am torn between being sad at not being able to show you off and pleased to hog your star spangly panties all to myself.
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Oh, I'll wear the getup at the party I'm taking you to.
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Yessss.
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I have a friend who works in a comic book shop and even though he's realllly gay, he might try to fuck me when he sees me in the costume. So be prepared.
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Like, lube and condoms prepared, or body-blocking the gay nerd prepared?
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Great question. Prepared for both.
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Got it. Clearly I need to come up with a costume that incorporates a purse full of fun.
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Mary Poppins.
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Your kinks have evolved in unexpected directions
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That wasn't a kink, she just has a magical bag. TRYING to meet the brief, Cordy!
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Are you sure you don't have a thing for parrot-head umbrellas?
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Oh I would have fun with that umbrella.
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I love you.
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I love you too.