Yessss.
I have a friend who works in a comic book shop and even though he's realllly gay, he might try to fuck me when he sees me in the costume. So be prepared.
Like, lube and condoms prepared, or body-blocking the gay nerd prepared?
Great question. Prepared for both.
Got it. Clearly I need to come up with a costume that incorporates a purse full of fun.
Mary Poppins.
Your kinks have evolved in unexpected directions
That wasn't a kink, she just has a magical bag. TRYING to meet the brief, Cordy!
Are you sure you don't have a thing for parrot-head umbrellas?
Oh I would have fun with that umbrella.
I love you.
I love you too.
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Date: 2016-09-29 03:12 am (UTC)Yessss.
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Date: 2016-09-29 03:13 am (UTC)I have a friend who works in a comic book shop and even though he's realllly gay, he might try to fuck me when he sees me in the costume. So be prepared.
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Date: 2016-09-29 03:15 am (UTC)Like, lube and condoms prepared, or body-blocking the gay nerd prepared?
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Date: 2016-09-29 03:16 am (UTC)Great question. Prepared for both.
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Date: 2016-09-29 03:18 am (UTC)Got it. Clearly I need to come up with a costume that incorporates a purse full of fun.
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Date: 2016-09-29 03:19 am (UTC)Mary Poppins.
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Date: 2016-09-29 03:22 am (UTC)Your kinks have evolved in unexpected directions
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Date: 2016-09-29 03:23 am (UTC)That wasn't a kink, she just has a magical bag. TRYING to meet the brief, Cordy!
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Date: 2016-09-29 03:25 am (UTC)Are you sure you don't have a thing for parrot-head umbrellas?
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Date: 2016-09-29 03:27 am (UTC)Oh I would have fun with that umbrella.
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Date: 2016-09-29 03:31 am (UTC)I love you.
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Date: 2016-09-29 03:31 am (UTC)I love you too.