I can't afford good trashy panties anymore and cheap trashy panties make for a sad snatch
Also please be Wonder Woman for Halloween so I can say I've been with Wonder Woman, k? k
I have a friend who works in a comic book shop and even though he's
realllly gay, he might try to fuck me when he sees me in the costume. So be
prepared.
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Date: 2016-09-29 02:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-09-29 02:49 am (UTC)Cremated and turned into really tacky costume jewelry.
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Date: 2016-09-29 02:50 am (UTC)soooo Victorian
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Date: 2016-09-29 02:54 am (UTC)I just love the idea of someone accidentally buying me in a pawn shop or Salvation Army or something. A+ would haunt
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Date: 2016-09-29 02:55 am (UTC)uh I expect you to haunt me for at least 10 hours each week
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Date: 2016-09-29 02:58 am (UTC)I look forward to rattling your cupboards.
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Date: 2016-09-29 02:59 am (UTC)you're going to die in your fancy "lunch with Emma" clothes
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Date: 2016-09-29 03:01 am (UTC)I'm wearing Wonder Woman underwear to counteract that.
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Date: 2016-09-29 03:03 am (UTC)Your rebellions are different these days.
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Date: 2016-09-29 03:07 am (UTC)I can't afford good trashy panties anymore and cheap trashy panties make for a sad snatch Also please be Wonder Woman for Halloween so I can say I've been with Wonder Woman, k? k
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Date: 2016-09-29 03:08 am (UTC)You should be like, Emma, I don't want your fortune. Just buy me lingerie. And yes I will be Wonder Woman. But not in public.
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Date: 2016-09-29 03:10 am (UTC)I am torn between being sad at not being able to show you off and pleased to hog your star spangly panties all to myself.
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Date: 2016-09-29 03:11 am (UTC)Oh, I'll wear the getup at the party I'm taking you to.
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Date: 2016-09-29 03:12 am (UTC)Yessss.
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Date: 2016-09-29 03:13 am (UTC)I have a friend who works in a comic book shop and even though he's realllly gay, he might try to fuck me when he sees me in the costume. So be prepared.
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Date: 2016-09-29 03:15 am (UTC)Like, lube and condoms prepared, or body-blocking the gay nerd prepared?
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Date: 2016-09-29 03:16 am (UTC)Great question. Prepared for both.
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Date: 2016-09-29 03:18 am (UTC)Got it. Clearly I need to come up with a costume that incorporates a purse full of fun.
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Date: 2016-09-29 03:19 am (UTC)Mary Poppins.
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Date: 2016-09-29 03:22 am (UTC)Your kinks have evolved in unexpected directions
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Date: 2016-09-29 03:23 am (UTC)That wasn't a kink, she just has a magical bag. TRYING to meet the brief, Cordy!
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Date: 2016-09-29 03:25 am (UTC)Are you sure you don't have a thing for parrot-head umbrellas?
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Date: 2016-09-29 03:27 am (UTC)Oh I would have fun with that umbrella.
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Date: 2016-09-29 03:31 am (UTC)I love you.
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Date: 2016-09-29 03:31 am (UTC)I love you too.